5 Effective Techniques to Get High in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Nintendo has finally released the latest in its famed Legend of Zelda series, Tears of the Kingdom, and it is incredible. So while you're flying through the sky as Link, here are 5 ways for you to also get high as a kite from your links here at Cannabis Professor.

1. Roll up a Green Goblin joint.

Green Goblin, also known as Green Crack, is the perfect energizing strain for some marathon gaming. As its less polite name would suggest, Green Goblin is a sativa with energizing, euphoric, and giggly effects, which makes it an excellent companion for you as you slice down the Bokoblins scattered throughout the world with your trusty Master Sword.

2. Camino Pineapple Habanero Gummies (5mg).

Try these hot pepper and citrus edibles to keep you warm and toasty as you explore the frigid regions of Northeast Hyrule. The Camino line of gummies is made by family-owned Kiva Confections with all-natural ingredients. These are genuinely tasty edibles with a nice hot kick. If you hate edibles that taste like weed, you’ll love these. The high comes on smooth and lulls you into a relaxed, happy, and aware state that’ll keep you moving or gaming.

3. DIXIE Elixir: Fruit Punch (100mg).

Fortify your mind and body and feed your inner child with this THC-infused fruit punch from DIXIE. Based in Colorado, so you can trust their stoner credentials, DIXIE is one of the pioneers of the THC beverage market, which is incredibly hot right now. Just a couple sips from this will get you ready to fight that big boss while Link drinks an elixir of his own. Definitely check these out if you’ve never had an infused drink before, but be warned, they generally come on a lot faster than edibles.

4. Get Creative!

Tears of the Kingdom encourages you to get creative and build all sorts of structures and vehicles to solve puzzles, so why not do the same with your bud? Try making a cross joint or even a sword joint. While they take a little bit of engineering and experimentation, that's the fun part! It's a great way to impress your friends and mix up your smoking routine.

5. Enter the Volcano…

When you’re ready to take on the domain of the Goron and face the fiery volcano Death Mountain, go prepared with your trusty Volcano Hybrid tabletop vaporizer. This vaporizer is a beast, coming in at 6 ½ pounds and capable of reaching 450 degrees in less than a minute. If you’re serious about vaporizers, this is the endgame. Featuring reusable balloons which will fill with and hold the THC vapor until you’re ready to take a hit, and a rubber hose or "The Whip" as Stony Soprano has dubbed it which blows a constant stream of weed vapor, this will get the party started and then stoned into submission. Goron City won’t know what hit them when you walk in after hitting the volcano.